Luxembourg, 13. March 2013
Dear Spring of 2013
You and I need to have a little conversation because it seems you are dealing with some kind of crisis. I believe the right term is identity crisis. It's no fun, I know, but it can be cured. Just take a good look at yourself in the mirror and you will realise that this is not the real you. It really is that simple.
Remember last week when we were sitting on the balcony enjoying our lattes in the sun and the thermometer read +15°C (59°F). That was fun, wasn't it? Let's go back to that. I know your official arrival is not until 20. March but everyone has to prepare. This is not preparing; this is called going backwards.
Maybe it would help if you took out your photo album and found the pictures of the cherry trees and magnolias in full bloom. When you view those you will know what to do.
In case you are just mocking me or telling a joke, let me just be honest here and say that no one is laughing. No one. This is a lame act and it doesn't suit your character.
PS. See the little bird in my cherry tree in the top photo? I think you are confusing him.
- Luxembourg 13. March 2013